(function($) {
$.fn.tweet = function(o) {
var s = {
username: ["seaofclouds"],              // [string]   required, unless you want to display our tweets. :) it can be an array, just do ["username1","username2","etc"]
avatar_size: null,                      // [integer]  height and width of avatar if displayed (48px max)
count: 3,                               // [integer]  how many tweets to display?
intro_text: null,                       // [string]   do you want text BEFORE your your tweets?
outro_text: null,                       // [string]   do you want text AFTER your tweets?
join_text: null,                       // [string]   optional text in between date and tweet, try setting to "auto"
auto_join_text_default: "i said,",      // [string]   auto text for non verb: "i said" bullocks
auto_join_text_ed: "i",                 // [string]   auto text for past tense: "i" surfed
auto_join_text_ing: "i am",             // [string]   auto tense for present tense: "i was" surfing
auto_join_text_reply: "i replied to",   // [string]   auto tense for replies: "i replied to" @someone "with"
auto_join_text_url: "i was looking at", // [string]   auto tense for urls: "i was looking at" http:...
loading_text: null,                     // [string]   optional loading text, displayed while tweets load
query: null                             // [string]   optional search query
};
$.fn.extend({
linkUrl: function() {
var returning = [];
var regexp = /((ftp|http|https):\/\/(\w+:{0,1}\w*@)?(\S+)(:[0-9]+)?(\/|\/([\w#!:.?+=&%@!\-\/]))?)/gi;
this.each(function() {
returning.push(this.replace(regexp, "<a href=\"$1\">$1</a>"))
});
return $(returning);
},
linkUser: function() {
var returning = [];
var regexp = /[\@]+([A-Za-z0-9-_]+)/gi;
this.each(function() {
returning.push(this.replace(regexp, "<a href=\"http://twitter.com/$1\">@$1</a>"))
});
return $(returning);
},
linkHash: function() {
var returning = [];
var regexp = / [\#]+([A-Za-z0-9-_]+)/gi;
this.each(function() {
returning.push(this.replace(regexp, ' <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=&tag=$1&lang=all&from='+s.username.join("%2BOR%2B")+'">#$1</a>'))
});
return $(returning);
},
capAwesome: function() {
var returning = [];
this.each(function() {
returning.push(this.replace(/(a|A)wesome/gi, 'AWESOME'))
});
return $(returning);
},
capEpic: function() {
var returning = [];
this.each(function() {
returning.push(this.replace(/(e|E)pic/gi, 'EPIC'))
});
return $(returning);
},
makeHeart: function() {
var returning = [];
this.each(function() {
returning.push(this.replace(/[&lt;]+[3]/gi, "<tt class='heart'>&#x2665;</tt>"))
});
return $(returning);
}
});
function relative_time(time_value) {
var parsed_date = Date.parse(time_value);
var relative_to = (arguments.length > 1) ? arguments[1] : new Date();
var delta = parseInt((relative_to.getTime()-parsed_date) / 1000);
if (delta < 60) {
return 'less than a minute ago';
} else if (delta < 120) {
return 'about a minute ago';
} else if (delta < (45 * 60)) {
return (parseInt(delta / 60)).toString()+' minutes ago';
} else if (delta < (90 * 60)) {
return 'about an hour ago';
} else if (delta < (24 * 60 * 60)) {
return 'about '+(parseInt(delta / 3600)).toString()+' hours ago';
} else if (delta < (48 * 60 * 60)) {
return '1 day ago';
} else {
return (parseInt(delta / 86400)).toString()+' days ago';
}
}
if (o) $.extend(s, o);
return this.each(function() {
var list = $('<ul class="tweet_list">').appendTo(this);
var intro = '<p class="tweet_intro">'+s.intro_text+'</p>'
var outro = '<p class="tweet_outro">'+s.outro_text+'</p>'
var loading = $('<p class="loading">'+s.loading_text+'</p>');
if (typeof (s.username) == "string") {
s.username = [s.username];
}
var query = '';
if (s.query) {
query+= 'q='+s.query;
}
query+= '&q=from:'+s.username.join('%20OR%20from:');
var url = 'http://search.twitter.com/search.json?&'+query+'&rpp='+s.count+'&callback=?';
$.getJSON(url, function(data) {
if (s.loading_text) loading.remove();
if (s.intro_text) list.before(intro);
$.each(data.results, function(i, item) {
if (s.join_text == "auto") {
if (item.text.match(/^(@([A-Za-z0-9-_]+)) .*/i)) {
var join_text = s.auto_join_text_reply;
} else if (item.text.match(/(^\w+:\/\/[A-Za-z0-9-_]+\.[A-Za-z0-9-_:%&\?\/.=]+) .*/i)) {
var join_text = s.auto_join_text_url;
} else if (item.text.match(/^((\w+ed)|just) .*/im)) {
var join_text = s.auto_join_text_ed;
} else if (item.text.match(/^(\w*ing) .*/i)) {
var join_text = s.auto_join_text_ing;
} else {
var join_text = s.auto_join_text_default;
}
} else {
var join_text = s.join_text;
};
var join_template = '<span class="tweet_join"> '+join_text+' </span>';
var join = ((s.join_text) ? join_template : ' ')
var avatar_template = '<a class="tweet_avatar" href="http://twitter.com/'+item.from_user+'"><img src="'+item.profile_image_url+'" height="'+s.avatar_size+'" width="'+s.avatar_size+'" alt="'+item.from_user+'\'s avatar" border="0"/></a>';
var avatar = (s.avatar_size ? avatar_template : '')
var date = '<a class ="tweet_date" href="http://twitter.com/'+item.from_user+'/statuses/'+item.id+'" title="view tweet on twitter">'+relative_time(item.created_at)+':</a>';
var text = '<span class="tweet_text">'+$([item.text]).linkUrl().linkUser().linkHash().makeHeart().capAwesome().capEpic()[0]+'</span>';
list.append('<li>'+avatar+date+join+text+'</li>');
list.children('li:first').addClass('tweet_first');
list.children('li:odd').addClass('tweet_even');
list.children('li:even').addClass('tweet_odd');
});
if (s.outro_text) list.after(outro);
});
});
};
})(jQuery);